Free The Barbarian princess

Pull a turnip out of the ground with a crush attack, then hit it with a jump kick

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You befriended your father.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.