You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You made friends with half of South Park.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.