You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Have a good reputation with the Bridge Alliance

You have influenced the election to make your favourite become high-king.

Be in a relationship with Siora