You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You've spent $500.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You befriended your father.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You've farted on people 100 times.