You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Defeat each type of Bounty Hunter

Defeat an enemy using only kicks