Clear the Besaid Cloister of Trials

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.