You farted on four major authority figures.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You befriended your father.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.