You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You've spent $500.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You made friends with half of South Park.

Snap your first photo.