You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Adventure through Olympus and complete the story.

Cast grand magic for the first time.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.