Complete Level 3 - Space suits you, Sir!

Complete Level 1 - Pursuers in the Sewers

Reach Independence Rock on or before July 4

Catch a Lake Sturgeon

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Kill 5,000 enemies.

Shoot off both arms on a Hulk and then extract while it's alive.

Heal another player using stims.

Defeat a Bile Titan.

Kill 25 enemies with one stratagem.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.