You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Red Dead Online: Craft 25 pieces of ammunition.

Red Dead Online: Concurrently own 5 horses.

Spend $5000 across all shops.

Complete 10 Stranger mission strands.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Catch a fish weighing at least 16 lbs (7.3 kg).

Find the graves of each of your fallen companions.