We Paid For The Rights To Put A Whole Movie In Here
Discover the movie theater.
3/24/2025
8:07:23 AM
Rare 10.8%
Epic Legendary Prize
Sit through the entirety of the really annoying countdown show on TV.
3/23/2025
3:06:40 AM
Ultra Rare 3.7%
Carried Stan's Load To Completion
Complete the game with Stan's product in your inventory.
3/23/2025
2:39:47 AM
Rare 16.3%
Playing Favorites
Sacrifice a Gatlian other than Kenny during the fight against Garmantuous.
3/23/2025
2:38:52 AM
Very Rare 8.5%
Spent 15 Hours At The Alien Strip Club
Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.
3/23/2025
12:55:21 AM
Rare 23.6%
Don't Knife The Hand That Feeds
Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.
3/22/2025
2:05:01 AM
Common 50.5%