You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

You sold 300 junk items.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You completed the game without selling any items.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You befriended your father.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You've farted on people 100 times.