You completed your first day in South Park.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Help your pet take their first look around

Expose the corruption of the powerful

Achieve Level 5 Good Karma

Rescue 10 escaped conduits from angry mobs

Collect half the Blast Shards

Hit three weak points with Neon Beam in 6 seconds

Use a Karmic Streak attack to defeat exactly one enemy

Bust 10 drug dealers