You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.