You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Kill 8 enemies with a single use of the Flux ability

Complete your sword collection

Buy all the Upgrade Chips