You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Reach Level 5