You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Reach maximum level.

Complete the main story line.

Complete all Optional Objectives in Siege quest

Find out who your real father is.

Report to the Inquisitor all the wrongdoing going on in the province.

Arouse the mercenary's sense of honour.

You're not the only one playing the Ring of Bacchus game, so watch out for the others!

Keep your word at any cost.

Track down the raiders who attacked the farm.