Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Place in the top 3 in a match set in the Baker House.

Get a revenge kill as a creature twice in a single match.

Defeat another player with a creature's finisher animation.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You've farted on people 100 times.