You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You've spent $500.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.