You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.