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You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game without selling any items.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.