You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You have joined the KKK.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.