Destroy Metal Head Beasts

Beat Kleiver in Desert Race

Catch Kanga-Rats

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You sold 300 junk items.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You completed the game without selling any items.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You've spent $500.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.