You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You completed your first day in South Park.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Use a toilet and achieve the highest mastery level