You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.