You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

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You've farted on animals 25 times.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.