Really? This Game's Not That Good
Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.
1/16/2023
9:20:39 PM
Rare 27.9%
Final Upgrade!
You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!
1/16/2023
9:16:59 PM
Very Rare 8.5%
Trover ****s the Universe
You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.
1/16/2023
9:08:44 PM
Rare 39.8%
No Winners In This Game!
Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.
1/16/2023
9:06:37 PM
Rare 30.7%
You Actually Did It?!
What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!
1/16/2023
8:44:35 PM
Rare 11.4%
That went well...
Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.
1/16/2023
4:15:52 PM
Rare 44.6%
Bet You Can't Make 100
You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?
1/16/2023
4:05:23 PM
Rare 33.2%
BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE
IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!
1/16/2023
3:58:49 PM
Common 59.2%
Here's Donny!
Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
1/16/2023
3:50:26 PM
Rare 44.4%
Daddy Gotta Eat!
Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!
1/16/2023
3:47:26 PM
Rare 16.5%
Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me!
Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?
1/16/2023
4:41:50 AM
Rare 36.8%
It's A Video Game, Kill Something!
Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!
1/16/2023
2:58:44 AM
Rare 23.0%
Clone on Clone Crime
Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!
1/15/2023
6:21:41 PM
Rare 34.4%
Don't Get Dooped
Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?
1/15/2023
6:18:28 PM
Rare 23.1%
You Almost Solved It! Keep Going!
Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.
1/15/2023
4:05:54 PM
Rare 32.0%
Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This?
Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.
1/15/2023
4:00:50 PM
Rare 15.9%
BALL FUN TIME
Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.
1/15/2023
3:47:45 PM
Rare 22.8%
