After acquiring Reprise, die for real - or what passes for real in the Loop.

888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888

Escape to Updaam.

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Give a healing hug

Complete Situs Inversus.

Watch helplessly as the Nest falls

Select Dani's look (Solo Campaign only)

You successfully stole a pair of her panties.

Begin to learn a track

Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.

Honesty really is the best policy.