Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You completed the game without selling any items.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You've spent $500.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.