Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
3/9/2014
5:07:50 PM
Common 58.8%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
3/7/2014
9:13:10 PM
Rare 15.8%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
3/7/2014
11:33:55 AM
Common 70.2%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
3/7/2014
11:27:52 AM
Common 66.5%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
3/7/2014
1:29:32 AM
Common 71.5%
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
3/6/2014
3:22:40 AM
Rare 48.6%
Blacksmith's Hours
Customized a weapon for the first time. There is no such thing as a useless weapon.
2/28/2014
2:09:52 AM
Common 61.7%
First-Time Cooking
Cooked for the first time. Don't worry about messing up, just keep challenging yourself!
2/26/2014
12:45:19 AM
Common 86.9%
Love Me Tender
Your maximum hit number is 10! Work with your friend and pummel the enemy!
2/26/2014
12:18:14 AM
Common 81.8%
Heartbreaker
In the Main Campaign, killed a Handyman by only shooting his heart.
2/23/2014
9:16:07 PM
Very Rare 6.6%
