You've farted on people 100 times.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Obtain a miniature crown for almost every monster in your hunting log.

Obtain a gold crown for almost every monster in your hunting log.

Find all treasure.