Win a Tetra Master match.

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.