Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
6/1/2020
12:09:56 AM
Rare 12.9%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
5/31/2020
5:52:43 PM
Rare 44.3%
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
5/31/2020
2:03:07 PM
Very Rare 7.4%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
5/31/2020
11:04:28 AM
Common 54.3%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
5/31/2020
11:04:07 AM
Common 50.7%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
5/31/2020
10:33:29 AM
Very Rare 6.5%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
5/31/2020
9:07:02 AM
Common 55.4%
