Fight Vergil a second time and prevail.

Defeat Beowulf.

Defeat the Heart of Leviathan.

Defeat Agni and Rudra.

Defeat Gigapede.

You sold 300 junk items.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.