You've farted on animals 25 times.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You've spent $500.

You befriended your father.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.