Complete the tutorial.

Own 3 purchased or rewarded portable items

Own 15 purchased or rewarded clothing items

Bite 100 Civilians.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You completed your first day in South Park.