You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

You have uncovered the truth about Brad.

Complete all the Belial triumph challenges.

Kill Azmodan in Inferno mode.

Raise the Jeweler to level 10.

Kill Diablo in Hell mode.

Raise the Blacksmith to level 10.

Kill Diablo in Nightmare mode.

Equip all Inventory slots with items that have a minimum required level of 25 or higher.

Kill Diablo in Normal mode.

Kill Azmodan in Normal mode.