You farted on four major authority figures.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You befriended your father.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.