Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
9/18/2017
1:52:21 PM
Common 70.2%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
9/14/2017
4:58:44 PM
Very Rare 7.5%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
9/14/2017
2:43:14 PM
Common 71.5%
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
9/14/2017
2:11:51 PM
Rare 48.6%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
9/14/2017
1:00:48 PM
Rare 46.7%
