You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You made friends with half of South Park.

Reach max Crew Level with your Crew

Find all collectibles on level 2

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached