You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You made friends with half of South Park.