You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You completed your first day in South Park.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Collect all of the Artifacts

Kill all of Odin’s Ravens

Defeat the nine Valkyries

Complete all of Brok and Sindri’s Favors