Loot 100 Biohazard items

Become mutual followers with 10 people in South Park

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You've spent $500.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.