Obtain a Titanium Bolt.

Collect a piece of armor.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You sold 300 junk items.

You befriended your father.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.