You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.