You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Acquire all room trophies.

Amass 160,000 trouble points.

Travel 100 km on the bike.

Complete 30 Errand missions.

Mow the lawn 10 times.